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You Are What You Eat On Tuesday, January 29, 2013

You Will Need:
Clothing, any condition
Scissors
A knife (optional)
Fake blood
Access to the outdoors
Newspapers
Spoons and forks

Directions:
Cover your workspace with newspapers. Liberally.
Take the clothing outside. Rub it in the grass, beat it against some trees, and use it to dig small holes in mulch. (This step can be skipped if the clothing is already acceptably messy)
Bring the clothing back inside. Begin to rip or cut into it with scissors or a knife. Parallel lines make excellent scratch marks.
Rip off some buttons, pockets, collars, or hems to desired look.
Place the clothing on top of the newspapers. Apply fake blood, especially in the areas where cuts are prominent. Apply fake blood more heavily around large cuts, spreading it thinner as you move away.
Drag the spoon or fork through the fake blood, spreading it across the clothing.
If desired, apply large amounts of fake blood and scrunch the clothing up to cover many surfaces.
Lay the clothing flat on the floor (on top of newspapers), or hang to dry.

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